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Lost my phone, but why am I texting you?

Computers are smart, maybe not computer owners...

From: Google Images

Twins: 2 babies

Triplets: 3 babies

Quadruplets: 4 babies

From: Me

A dad goes shopping with his child. They buy two packs of eggs. The daughter says:


Hey dad! I almost dropped one pack of the eggs!

Dad: If you drop one, I will hit you.

Daughter: But then I will fall and I'll drop the other one!

From: Google+ (Please tell me if you made this for the credit)

(This does have God in it)

Child with a cell phone

God (sends a text):   PAY ATTENTION! Your in church. I'm looking at you right now

Boy (texts back): You shouldn't be texting in church!

From: Big Nate

Nate Wright: There's M.Gavin! Ughhh Teddy you know hard it is to meet a teacher on vacation. It makes me think of school, which I hate!

Teddy: What if we don't make eye contact, and wait till he passes us?

Nate Wright: GOOD IDEA!

So they turn around and wait till Mr. Gavin passes them.

Mr. Gavin: Phew! I don't like seeing students on vacation!