Round or Square???

A dude sends another dude

Dude 1:     Round of applause! (Puts a picture of hands clapping in a square)


Dude 2: It's not a round of applause it's a square.

Doctor's office

One day, a woman walks into a doctor's office, claiming that both her ears hurt. The doctor asks why her ears are burnt. The woman replies "I was ironing some clothes when someone called me. I put the iron instead." The doctor asks "Then why is the other ear burnt?" The woman replies "He called again..."

Mr. Knot's neighbors

So there is this man named Mr. Knots. He has three neighbors- A couple, a dog trainer, and a blind man. One day, he was taking a shower when the door knocks. He puts his clothes on, and opens the door. It was the dog trainer. He said "Congratulate me, I've trained my 100th dog!"So he congratulates the dog trainer, and goes back washing. Then, there is a knock on the door. So he puts his clothes on, and meets the couple at the door. The couple say "Congratulate us, we've just been married!"So he congratulates them, and goes back to wash. Then, for the third time, someone knocked at the door, interrupting his bathe. Guessing that it was the blind man,  he didn't put his clothes on, and went to the door. As he thought, it was the blind man. The blind man says "Congratulate me, I'm not blind anymore!"

How to get a good wife and job

Sorry, I don't like spanish class

Lost my phone, but why am I texting you?

Computers are smart, maybe not computer owners...